My eyes open. One at a time, still twitching. The second one takes longer because it's sort of stuck together. The sun's out. The last time my eyes were open the sun wasn't out. That's no good. Where am I? Yes, that's my Ultimate Warrior poster on the wall. That's good. My arms are reaching around me. Nobody's there. That's also good.

Where are my keys? And my phone? And my wallet? And my dignity?

Hopefully they're downstairs. I can't live with not knowing.

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